[At Ryan Callahan’s place]
Callahan: All right, is every body comfortable? Does everyone have any questions?
Marian Gaborik: This is game one of the series, right?
Callahan: No. It’s one game. Winner take all.
Henrik Lundqvist: And who is playing again?
Callahan: The New York Giants and the New England Patriots
Lundqvist: And we are cheering for the Giants, because they are from New York?
Callahan,: Sure, if you would like.
Carl Hagelin: So they must be playing in New England, right? Otherwise we could have watched them at MSG
Callahan: Ooh boy. Where to begin. No, they can’t play football at the Garden, as it isn’t big enough
Hagelin: So where do they play? Yankee Stadium? CitiField?
Callahan: Uh, no. They play at Giants Stadium.
Gaborik: I’ve never heard of it. Where is it?
Callahan: It’s in East Rutherford… New Jersey
/Condused silence and furrowed eyebrows
Lundqvist: So.. um, where is the game?
Callahan: It’s in Indianapolis
Gaborik: Isn’t that a prison colony?
Lundqvist: No, no, it’s the place with the race cars and fat people.
Gaborik: I thought Minnesota was the fat people
Hagelin: And I thought Carolina was the place with the race cars
/Callahan sighs deeply: The Midwest has fat people, the south has racing, and they sort of meet in Indianapolis. Henrik was right, I guess
Gaborik: I’ve heard the half time show is excellent.
Callahan: Yes Madonna is performing this year.
Lundqvist: Oh, cool! I slept with her!
Hagelin: Awesome! I can’t wait for half time to check her out!
Callahan: I’m going to go see if Boyle has room for one more.