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Caution: Geniuses at Work

Sometimes you find cool stuff on the internet (and sometimes you find message board trolls hiding in your C:/Progam Files folder). And once in a very, very brief while you find something that is absolutely brilliant and reminds you why exactly the internet was created — and no, porn and spam are not the reasons why.

So today, this popped up in my Google Reader courtesy of the fine folks at The Jumbotron.

“Legend has it that if you break them open, they are full of the most glorious hair gel ever.”

Awesome. Simply awesome.
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