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EJ Hradek Now Reporting From Inside the Matrix

The on-going saga of ESPN’s Scott Burnside and EJ Hradek has taken a weird turn today. As you may recall, Burnside was last seen reporting from what appeared to be a Ramada. Hradek had been reporting from his home and was taking awkward camera shots in his bathroom mirror for his MySpace.

Today, we have new evidence that suggets that Hradek may, in fact, be reporting from somewhere inside the Matrix


Sources close to the situation are reporting that Hradek is the Architect. At the current time, Neo is nowhere to be seen and the fate of the known universe may be in Hradek’s hands. Or it may not be. It is the Matrix after all.

Other sources say that Hradek is simply trapped in Pleasantville, which would be a far worse fate.