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Gary Bettman Has a Twitter. This Can Only End in Hilarity.

Yeah, you heard me. Gary Bettman is now on Twitter. It’s the official Twitter of The Boss. Maybe it’s not actually The Boss (I’m guessing intern), but hey, it’s something. What kind of updates can you expect from him? Epic quotes such as this: 

On the way to Pittsburgh for Game One of Penguins-Flyers.

It’s Gary’s world, baby. And we’re passengers along for the ride. 

Maybe, just maybe, we can get him to say something interesting. You know, admit that he hates Canada or what his favorite place to eat breakfast is. Something. Anything. Pleeeease! This blog would write itself!