Jimmy Vesey surveys the world

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Through my own force of will, the NHL cowed to me, and allowed me a heretofore unprecedented free agency. A handful of games into my career, I have already seen the best player in the league and his band of cohorts knuckle under my swift brilliance. Surely, someone must be able to stop me, but I am yet to encounter such resistance. Where might I find such a challenge?

I am in the city of New York, the so called greatest city in the world. What is here for the taking that maybe I could claim for my own? Hmm, yes. I think I will claim the Empire State Building for myself. I am the new Emporer. Emperor Vesey.

But why stop there? If I am the Emporer, I need to rule the land. Both of the leading presidential candidates are, at least nominally, from here. Yes, I will make the new president appoint met to their cabinet. But what? Being president is more pain than it is worth, so I don’t want to be Vice President. I need something with power. Yes. Something like….

Director of the CIA. Yes. If I want to rule the world, then I need to infiltrate the world. I need to influence the world. If I am president, it is too obvious. I will be the spymaster. I will rule the world. Who will stop me? Nobody.

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