[Henrik and Daniel Sedin are reviewing the Canucks roster]
Henrik: He has the smooth leathery skin of a porpoise.
Daniel: Not like our pockmarked, pasty skin, clearly unlike any sea mammal.
Henrik: He has the thick long hair of a marmoset.
Daniel: And so dark! Why can’t he have red, scraggly hair, cropped close in a goatee like a normal person?
Henrik: He wears too many pads
Henrik: He ends his name with a vowel, like a dirty Finn.
Henrik: So it’s settled then
Daniel: It is settled.
Henrik: Roberto Luongo must go
Daniel: Perhaps he can go to Florida, with the rest of the sea mammals.