The Devils finally have a slogan for the topless degenerates of Newark

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Tired of having to arrest so many sweaty, shirtless drunks and meth-heads in northern New Jersey, the police departments of Newark, Jersey City and Passaic have banded together with the front office of the New Jersey Devils to form a PSA, reminding locals that it’s simply public decency to be fully clothed in public. Besides, nobody wants to see your saggy manboobs. So Get Your Jersey On.

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