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TJ Oshie Whereabouts REVEALED

While researching a more indepth article, I stumbled upon the following gem (red highlighting added for emphasis)
oshie  So THAT’S where T.J. Oshie has been! I assume he had to give a guest lecture at his alma mater. I imagine the University of North Dakota has a rather progessive and cutting edge in the field of peeing in elevators. I mean, this guy was  double majoring, even if “general studies” is a bit of a wishy-washy major. At least Oshie has picked a field that guarantees job placement even if this hockey thing doesn’t work out.