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Welcome to Another Episode of ‘As the Islanders Turn’

Events prior to tonight’s game against the Rangers:

Rumors that Rick DiPietro might get shutdown for the season come out.

Fans clamor for Dubielewicz injection and local reporter gives them hope.

Events during game against the Rangers:

Joey MacDonald injures groin and does not return. Yann Danis to net.

Fans wonder if Garth Snow is now the team’s emergency goaltender, demand team signs Dubie. Mike Dunham actually is the emergency netminder and runs downstairs just in case.

Pure speculation as to what may happen in the next few days, weeks:

MacDonald out for 2-4 weeks with groin strain. Danis becomes starter for a day until Dubie is signed.

Islanders continue downward quest for best lottery chance at the #1 pick to the delight of this Blogger. Blogger’s master plan is fulfilled. Islanders probably still suck for the next decade anyway.

Ps. Aren’t you glad I’m back? Now you get more Islanders than you can handle!
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