The “Cincinnatti Toe Sucker” post made the rounds yesterday, ending up on Deadspin before lunch and soliciting howls for pictures of the girl that show her face.
It’s saddening to report that no such pictures of the Toe Sucker’s face exist, but we were able to sneak in a rare apperance on 590 KFNS‘ “The Morning After” program yesterday to explain the whole event in detail to Tim, Jim and Doug.
LINK HERE (FF to Segment 6 15:52 mark)
Really, I guess the moral of this whole story, since the Cards have outscored the Reds 9-1 since the sucking took place, is to finally take off Fredbird’s head and reveal that it’s actually Rex Ryan. Follow @athooks