Albert Pwns Broken Bones

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It’s no secret that Albert is going to start tonight against the Reds, so I’d like to issue a formal apology for thinking he was a big pussy and not coming back from his injury until this Friday:
Technically I was being bold, since (according to reports on June 20th) Bert was supposed to be in a cast for four weeks, then a couple more for recovery and rehab, so it was looking like early August was the ETA for #5.

The guy IS a badass. At least I was correct about that.

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