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Crush Drunkan, Washington National

In other “former Cardinal ladies men” news, Chris Duncan signs with the Washington Nationals (Wershington, if Mike Shannon is reading). Seems like just yesterday that Chris was a responsible youngster with a good head on his shoulders, donating his time to soup kitchens and animal shelters all around town.

Oops, I misspelled “snagging fat chicks at Hrabosky’s.” My bad.

(Even better – this happened January 19th, but nobody, including Washington, mentioned anything until six days later. We don’t blame them.)