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It’s Too Hot For The Dodgers

Poor wibble babies.

Those precious angles from Los Angeles are all hottsee wottsee in St. Louis and the LA Times says that they can’t play outside for too long or they’ll get too gosh darn hot.
Juice boxes and orange slices for everyone in the clubhouse @ 5. Be there!

Oh, and the Cardinals have lost 8 straight to these guys.

(Yes, it’s a very slow news day. Yes, it’s probably actually smart to not be outside today. But that’s not going to stop 40K+ for sitting in this heat for 4 hours tonight. Not much you can say about this team anymore besides 5 games over .500 seems to be the cap on 2012.)