Murray State Is Where The Cool Kids Go

You probably don’t know that I was awarded an undergraduate degree (barely) from Murray State University. But it’s true.

I don’t blame you, though. I don’t think that I’ve ever really had much reason to talk about Murray unless someone asked me directly. And the Kentucky college town isn’t exactly the epicenter of the 24-hour news cycle for most media outlets.

Today, though, I think we can all agree that Murray Kentucky is the coolest place on earth:

As a sports fan, it’s pretty cool to click on ESPN and see a picture of a miracle Racer shot. It’s awesome to turn on the radio for the AM commute and hear Mike & Mike tease their upcoming interview with MSU’s head coach. And frankly, it’s alarming, when people at work come up to you and ask you if you went to Murray…

“Uhhh, yes?”

DUDE- That’s awesome!

Awesome? I mean yeah, there were tons of hot chicks, copious amounts of drugs and booze and a lax educational structure that was described by US News and World Report as “a real life Animal House”… but awesome?

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You know what. Fuck it. It IS AWESOME.

And with Butler’s pasty white wash getting thrown at the more athletic Racers in round 2, I just might be in Las Vegas next week with Kentucky AND Murray in the Sweet 16.

Whoa.

Now some links…

• Yes. This is artwork. Got a problem with that motherfucker? LINK HERE
• The meanest thing you will see all week. LINK HERE
• Woman aims to be the world’s fattest. Read to the end for the best part. LINK HERE (HT: FWC)
• For you IASIP fans, it looks like Mac has changed his tune in his later years. LINK HERE
• A very informative look at how a grenade actually works. Interesting. LINK HERE
• Do your kid a favor and pull him out of soccer. Right now. LINK HERE
• The world’s first documented unicycle front flip. LINK HERE

Back to watching ungodly amounts of basketball. Until the next time. Peace in the middle east.

Edit: Devestation. Who the hell invited Bruce Weber to draw up the Racers last play?