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On the Eleventh Day of Crapmas

In case you thought Major League Baseball wasn’t a bunch of whores before, I hope this will seal the deal:

Hey, a Cardinals shower curtain.  Great?  Most single guys could probably do without a shower curtain, but after a visit from mom or a special lady (even if it’s just for a few minutes hours), it’s a necessity whether we like it or not.

But seriously – does anyone really need a Cardinal-specific shower curtain?  I thought they either came in weird sea green or light brownish colors.

So for the Eleventh Day of Cardinal Crapmas, all I have to say is:  Thanks for the gift, mom…I think.

(By the way, who’s worse at whoring their product out like this?  MLB or Gene Simmons/KISS?)