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On The Fourth Day of Cardinal Crapmas

My simple instructions today – please don’t buy this:

Please please please don’t buy a fucking muscle magnet for your car. Buy a Hummer to show you’re a badass. Buy a F-350…no, F-650 for all I care. But not this. We’re all big enough hoosiers, we don’t need to make it any more obvious. If you ever see these in a store, set them on fire immediately.

Seriously – the world doesn’t need this.

Unless you buy the Cubs version and stick it on someone’s car. That would actually be kind of funny.