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On The Fourth Day Of Cardinals Crapmas

It's a Cards Diaspora holiday tradition: the 12 Days of Cardinals Crapmas, where we find the worst items that someone might be tempted to gift. All previous days are linked at the bottom of this post. 


Guys, it's time to quit our jobs.

No, we're not going to win the lottery. No, we're not going to listen to the guys in Facebook comments and make 1,700 week working from home. No, we're not going to be selling our hot bodies for cash.

We're going to make some quilts. 

That's a Cardinals quilt. 

Not to be rude, but it's a pretty OK quilt. I love the old school circle logo. But using it FIVE times? I mean, at least put some retired numbers on there or something…

If you asked me to price out a Cardinals quilt before I saw this, I'd say about 100 bucks or so?

But 1400+?

You bring the sewing machine. I'll run to Hobby Lobby for the fabric and we'll meet at my place around 6p. Happy retirement!

Day 1 HERE | Day 2 HERE | Day 3 HERE