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Proof: The Cubs Are Gay!

We always kind of suspected that the small bears were into a little something other than BP and small ball. Try DP and small balls.

The fine folks over at Chicago Now have gotten their paws on a copy of the forthcoming ‘Cubs Anal’ which seems a bit much for someone we barely know. (At least a trip to the Melting Pot or something, eh boys?)

I’m afraid to see what’s in the “Bounce Back!” section. That sounds painful.