I went to the Cubs game today. Did they win? WHO CARES????
I nearly drowned. And I might also have contracted any one of many swamp diseases.
I mean, SERIOUSLY. Have you ever seen anything like this? It was like a hot tub in the concourse, except we were all terrified instead of aroused.
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS COMING OUT OF THAT THING????
Wrigley Field might want to consider remodeling. Thoughts?