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The Glorious Return of the Friday Links

After a long hiatus, the Friday Links are back. 

And since we don’t have anything better to write about in the middle of January, how about some extended commentary on these finds?

Trolling on Facebook the other day, I came across Justin Boyd (from InsideSTL.com fame) and his link to inappropriate woo’ing from Saved By The Bell. The genius, and I don’t use that word lightly, that put this together deserves an award. It’s one of the few memes that actually builds to a crescendo. In fact, I’m pretty sure that last clip isn’t from SBTB at all, but rather a bizzaro world where SBTB and Full House mated… albeit forceably. LINK HERE

The ‘Shit Girls Say’ meme has caught fire the past couple of weeks. If you haven’t seen the original (LINK HERE) it’s pretty funny. But it’s spawned literally thousands of other ‘Shit (XXX) Say’ videos to pop up all over the place. Friend of the site Bill Ivie (i70 Baseball) brought it full circle with ‘Shit Baseball Players Say’. LINK HERE

Rebecca Black is one thing. Terrible song, terrible video, but pretty much exactly whats going through the head of any given 14 year old girl. This girl on the other hand is 8. I’m not sure when I was exposed to speed metal, but it was probably not 8. And if it was, I don’t think I liked it. Now this girl is getting famous overnight for making a metal video about her fish tank and whatnot. We’ve got to start making people take a test to have kids. LINK HERE

Why not. LINK HERE

I love how Alec Trebeck can barely hold back the laughter after this contestant makes his question. He’s probably much cooler than we give him credit for. Also, nice work contestant. LINK HERE

Maybe it’s just me. But I bet there is some seriously freaky shit in the ocean that we haven’t even discovered yet. How awful would be be to be stranded in a dinghy out on the ocean at night and have no idea what was going to come from underneath and eat you. Here’s 12 things that will terrify you from the ocean. LINK HERE

No context. No description on the video. No decipherable purpose. Just a chick twirling a samurai while an elderly lady and dog watch and Swedish House Mafia plays on a boom box until a bro shows up and some synchronized dancing starts. LINK HERE

You know where daddy is, lady. You know exactly where he is. LINK HERE

We’d like to wish a very special Happy Birthday to loyal CD reader Paul from Edwardsville, AKA Fresh Sr.
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

That’s it. That’s the week. It’s been a productive one. And how about those St. Louis Blues people. They’re OK.