We have good news and we have bad news.
You’re a Cardinals fan, so you want the good news first. You NEED the good news first.
The Good News is that we had the opportunity to spend a few minutes on the phone with the greatest shortstop to ever live, #1, Ozzie Smith.
The Bad News is two-fold.
First, I conducted said interview. Let’s just say that Costas has nothing to worry about. Keep quietly collecting Emmy’s, Bob. More importantly, the software we used to record the interview turned out to be total crap. So we have approximately 7 mins of good audio and 3 minutes of pure, unadulterated annoying audio.
We’re sorry, baby, we didn’t mean it.
Without further ado: