You know it’s week two of the preseason when…

Peter King runs out of things to talk about. Seriously, are we that desperate after Favre that now we’ll have to endure a spate panicky “Manning will miss games!” articles? Aside from the usual snarkiness from Profootballtalk, I’m sure we’ll start getting more of these things leading up to the home opener. The cause for concern from Colts’ fans should be that none of the #2 guys are any good at all. Sorgi stayed in the pole position last week only because Gray and Lorenzen sucked worse than he did. Shake posted their preseason stats. Ugh. I remain utterly unconvinced that Manning misses the Bears game. If you read what King wrote, he doesn’t have any reason to assume he’ll miss the game either, he just wanted an alarmist headline. Peter! I heard Brett Favre just took a crap! You’d better go analyze it!
By the way, Tom Brady has yet to play in the preseason either. Maybe his foot was amputated!
CHFF posts their AFC Fillability Index. How do I know this article is stupid? It gives the Jags an A- for adding Derrick Harvey. Um, don’t you have to sign him before he’s added? Seriously, if you can get an A on something by trading up a boatload of spots, and then letting your new pick sit out more than half the preseason, it must be the easiest test ever.
Want to have some fun? Read the Jags fans freaking out over a preseason loss to the Dolphins. I swear, they are the funniest franchise around.
We are currently waiting on our buddy Paul to post a recap of yesterday’s Open House for season ticket holders. I couldn’t make it down to Indy due to work commitments, and Demond’s wife is ready to give birth any day, so Paul agreed to go and do a writeup. I expect it to be posted by this afternoon.

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