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Alain Vaginault cries to league about Thomas obliterating Sedin

It’s official. Alain Vigneault is a vagina.


“We’ve asked the league, obviously,” Vigneault said. “Part of Thomas’ way of playing is playing out of the blue paint, initiating contact, roaming out there. He seems to think that once he’s out, he’s set and makes the save, that he can go directly back in his net without having anybody behind him. That’s wrong. He’s got the wrong rule on that.

“If we’re behind him, then that’s our ice. We’re allowed to stay there. We’ve talked to the NHL about that. We’ve talked to the NHL about him initiating contact, like he did on Hank, and they’re aware of it. Hopefully they’re going to handle it.”

Henceforth Vigneault shall be referred to as Vaginault.

Where’s the Wahbulance? Maybe Vaginault can jump in with Lindy Ruff and Tampa Bay fans. Holy shit. Grow some balls, dude.

Vaginault is just pissed Timmy Thomas can throw better clean (and legal) hits than anyone on his team. 

We’re starting a “Tampons for Vaginault” pledge drive tonight at our DOY Game 4 Rally.

Boomsauce. Timmy is better than you.

Also, nice embellisment with the legs in the air.

Go Bruins!