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Another DOYer Bites The Dust…

Sometimes you have to take a break from blogging about hockey, or the lack of hockey, and write about things that truly matter. Last year we wrote about our #1 draft pick and this year we get to write about two DOY members getting married. Saturday, Jon told loniless to go fuck it’s face as he married his fiancee at a beautiful ceremony in New Hampshire. How can you tell that Jess is the right girl for him? She got him these to wear: 

batman cuff links
Yeah, Batman cuff links! Clearly she’s a keeper. Of course, the Batman ensemble isn’t complete until there is a tie clip:

batman tie clip
Get tie clip’d.

There was much skanking to Reel Big Fish. 
But seriously, the DOY family is so happy for Jon and Jess. The day was perfect for an outdoor wedding. Jess was stunning and Jon had Rise Against lyrics in his wedding vows. You really can’t get any better than that. So congrats you two love birds, enjoy the honey moon and years of happiness. We love you guys!