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Boston Bruins Rules: Obey Bathroom Etiquette

Boston Bruins Rules: Obey Bathroom Etiquette
The Bear is back with another Boston Bruins Rule. This time, our hero takes on the assholes who think they’re bathroom royalty and jump the line.

Couple things:

1) From the length of the line outside, the inside of the bathroom should be a giant, drunken mob.
2) We almost feel bad for the guy being dunked head first into the bathroom. Those things are disgusting. Worse thing that could happen to you at a Bruins game is to have to take a shit. We’re not sure what the women’s bathroom stalls are like, but we hope it’s much better then the men’s. 
3) Bruins love the bathroom commercials.
4) The face of a dead man: