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Bruins Sign Marty Turco. I’m Dead Serious.

Its like a bad joke. The Bruins have signed Marty Turco, which probably means that Rask is out for awhile. Fucking Marty Turco, are you shitting me? There’s a few things that worry me about this:


  • It means Tuukka Rask is out for awhile.
  • With Timmy and Turco, the Bruins goaltending age must average about 50
  • Someone in Boston may win $5
  • Marty fucking Turco. I need a drink.