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Ference 3:16 says he just whooped your ass.

“The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap of a team out of my rink. 

Don’t just get the Habs out of the rink, get them out of the N-H-L. Because I’ve proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain’t got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your Stanley Cups and you say your prays to Ken Dryden and it isn’t getting you anywhere.

Talk about your history, talk about your ‘Rocket’ Richard 3:16…

Ference 3:16 says  ‘I just whooped your ass.’

All they have to do is get my cheap bottle of poutine and try to get back some of that courage they had in their prime.

It’s the Stanley Cup Playoffs. I’m serving notice to everyone in the N-H-L and NHL superstars; I don’t give a damn what they are, they’re all on the list and that’s Andrew Ference’s list and I’m fixed to start running through all of them.

As far as this playoff matchup is considered I don’t give a damn if it’s Patrick Roy or Carey Price, the Boston Bruins time has come and you’re looking at the next Stanley Cup champion. 

And that’s the bottom line, because ANDREW FERENCE SAID SO!”

DOY Take (if you care):

We don’t need to hit the twitter feeds to know Montreal is shitting themselves over Ference’s Finger.

Maybe it’s because today is Earth Day and Montreal doesn’t know a recycle bin from a trash can from a Habs jersey. But something got Andrew Ference going last night.

You could smell the shit coming from the HNIC feed. To quote our Bloguin brethren over at thePensBlog, Ference did exactly what any of us would’ve done after scoring a big goal in Montreal. If there was ever a fanbase that deserved the getting the finger, it’s the Habs.

“Boo-hoo! Somebody call 9-1-1 because Big Mean Captain Planet flipped us the bird.” You’re D-man told Avery to go suck a dick, so shut it. We don’t care what team he played for when it happened. It was still awesome.

Photoshop by Rob D. 
As soon as it happened Habs fans were brining up the “classy” argument. It’s fucking hockey. Get over yourself. Not like he dropped trou over the CH logo and took a shit (he probably should’ve). Instead of crying like Rindy Ruff, Habs fans should be figuring out how their beloved team blew 1000000 leads to a subpar looking Boston team.

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Ference got fined $2,500. Worth every penny. Hell if we had $300, we’d buy a batch of Ference Foam Fingers — though he’d probably wouldn’t approve since it’s not enviro-friendly.

 Suck it, Montreal.