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Here’s Your Daily “Alexander Ovechkin Is A Douchebag” Reminder

Tattoos can be douchey, but a tramp stamp on a guy is probably the ultimate sign of doucheness. I don’t get why anyone with a hanger between their legs would want to put something on their lower back that wasn’t part of a larger tattoo. Maybe it’s a Russian thing, I don’t know. But here’s your douchey reminder:

Rumor has it that Ovechkin got the tattoos so Mike Green would have a target to shoot on after they were done playing tummy sticks.