RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

 

You know Bruins, you really should learn to show up from the start for these important division games. Look, we know you're very generous and you like to spot overrated teams a couple of goals to boost their self esteem but you can't keep doing this.

Though seriously, we do admire your heart to come back from all these deficits. Great practice for the playoffs we supposed. Doesn't  hurt to be prepared.

Especially when you have the LEGEND Shawn Thornton. Need a boost? A face punched in? A beautiful, timely goal? You know who to call.

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

 

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– MERLOT POWER!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– AND PAILLE SCORED ON A BREAKAWAY!!!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– Fighting Adam McQuaid is NEVER a good idea.

 

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– Rase is the cluuuuuuuuuuuutch.

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– Dennis Seidenberg. We don't need to give a reason.

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– Girls go wild for David Krejci's MAGIC HANDS!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

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RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– Bruins defense in the first period.

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– So McQuaid may or may not have boarded Chris Neil. We admit it was VERY questionable. Seemed like a combo of McQuaid dishing out a questionable hit and Neil going down to fast to buy a penalty. 

– And then Chris Neil reminded us why he's such a piece of shit. That fucking knee-on-knee he dished out on Chris Kelly was absolutely bush league and uncalled for. Chris Neil is a useless piece of trash. We hope you're okay Mr. Kelly.

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– Has anyone seen Nathan Horton? Anyone? ANYONE!?

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– Or Milan Whocic?

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

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RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– How awesome was our homoerotic DOY pre game show?

RECAP: Thornton Saves Us All. BRUINS WIN!

– Did Jon even spell check this recap? (Jon's Note: No, he did not)

– How much does Paille want to shove that goal in our faces?

– Not a question, but Paille totally deserves to shove it in our faces.

– How much are Greg and Pizz going to slap Jon and Justin after they watch the pre game show?

– Wasn't Pizz's cameo GLORIOUS!?!

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