Bryce Harper Tweets Picture of Injured Toe

Clearly because he had nothing better to do, Bryce Harper did something Friday night that not even Lord Tweets-a-lot himself Jose Canseco has done…force fed his close to 240,000 Twitter followers a picture of his bloodied big toe.

I demand to know…who wanted to see it, dude?  Who?!?  Answer…no one.

However the image of Harper's ingrown toenail makes you feel, all I can think now is "that's a clown toe, bro".