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Happy Valentine’s Day from Hawk Harrelson

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and the Chicago White Sox would like to help you celebrate…by providing pun-filled messages for you to send to your loved one.

Included among the Sox you can send…closer David Robertson, the always dreamy Adam Eaton, that guy who looks “just like Dioner Navarro” and a host of others.

Unfortunately, there’s also this bit of nightmare fuel.

No. Thanks.