We Get It…David Ross is Old

Just in time for the “Jamie Moyer is so old…” jokes to grow stale come the same hackneyed retorts about David Ross’ age.

We’ve already seen the 38-year-old get led through the clubhouse (complete with a “G-Pa Rossy” uniform) using a bat as a cane…now comes this.

#Cubs gave David Ross some new wheels pic.twitter.com/nyYyTgMokM

— Carrie Muskat (@CarrieMuskat) March 3, 2016

Now, before we see Ross presented with rocking chair…here’s a breakdown of the “David Ross is so old” jokes (and I use that term loosely) you’re bound to hear/read during the baseball season.

• David Ross is so old…I told him to act his age and he died.
• David Ross is so old…he walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
• David Ross is so old…he watches the History Channel to see is he’s on.
• David Ross is so old…his birth certificates says “EXPIRED”.
• David Ross is so old…he was teammates with Jesus.
• David Ross is so old…the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
• David Ross is so old…his Social Security number is 1.

Thank you and I’m sorry.