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Mets Agree To Contract With Player With Significant Major League Experience

The good news is that the headline is true. So take that, haters!

The bad news is that the player is Jenrry Mejia.

Look, you may laugh. But that’s $1.729 million that is now available to not be paid to another player. The Mets have a forward thinking front office.

In a related story, the Mets have made contact with Shoeless Joe Jackson’s next of kin.