Ladies … gentlemen … I got nothing. The Mets lost again, and if they wind up getting swept by the Milwaukee Brewers with that lineup, then they will have earned the draft pick that they get.
Look, instead of me complaining about Lucas Duda, here's a picture of Fred Wilpon looking like he's posing for the latest J.Crew catalog. It made me laugh. I hope it makes you laugh too. Lord knows we need to laugh right about now.