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Brian Wilson is awesome, Drake sucks at everything

This is the latest NBA 2K12 ad.  And I know that Drake was probably told what to say, but I don't care.  He still sucks at everything.  His whiny autotune music makes him the Ross Geller of rap (he even LOOKS like Ross).  And the line "today's Miami Heat play above the rim, Larry Bird couldn't reach the rim" is one of the dumbest basketball lines ever uttered.  If someone wrote that for him, that person should be punched in the kidney.  If Aubrey ad-libbed that himself, then Rick Ross needs to sit him.  

Meanwhile, San Francisco Giants closer (born in Massachusetts, raised in New Hampshire) is typically awesome.  Just check out this still:

And I love the line "Bird laid it up, like a real man".  

The fact that today's Miami Heat, even in a commercial, are in any sort discussion for best team of all time is vomit-enducing.  This is NBA 2K12's first flub in what has been a flawless campaign.  Not that they care.  We're still talking about it.  

Oh, did I mention Drake sucks? 

Because….. he does.