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Delonte West is apparently a furniture mover now

Despite our best efforts, Delonte has turned down our offer to work for us (and by turned down, we mean ignored) and has apparently gone to work for a furniture store.  

I don't even think he's kidding.  I think he's actually gone to work for a furniture store.  I suppose he could be doing worse out there.  Seriously though, Delonte… Yankees hat?  Didn't you just have a Red Sox hat on?  Pick a lane, son. 

If you want some added fun, check out his application after the jump.

Delonte regency application