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Valentines For a Few Brewers
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If you weren’t the lucky winner of the Serenading Racing Sausages, I hope you remembered to get something for that special someone today.  For those of you out there choosing instead to celebrate Singles Awareness Day instead today, I hope you find a fun way to spend the day, whether it’s watching the Olympics, college basketball, or cars driving in circles.

As for today’s post, in the spirit of the day, I’ve come up with a few Valentine’s Day poems dedicated to our beloved Brewers.  Some are nicer than others, but just because we don’t feel good about a player doesn’t mean he deserves to be forgotten today.  Read more after the jump.

Prince Fielder:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Felipe Lopez fired Scott Boras,
Now so should you.

Carlos Gomez:
Roses are Red,
Valentines are Pink,
We all really hope
Your bat doesn’t stink

Corey Hart:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
If you don’t play better,
Milwaukee fans will be after you

Ryan Braun:
Roses are Red,
Most trees are Green,
Here’s to hoping for an encore
To one of the best seasons we’ve ever seen.

Yovani Gallardo:
Roses are Red,
Snow is White,
How cool would it be
If you outpitch Adam Wainwright?

For the creative minds out there, do you have any more to share?