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AJ Hawk Signs Exclusive Endorsement Deal

We recently came across a Packers article that we found … alarming … due to it highlighting a certain endorsement deal between a player and an apparel brand. Sure, these things happen all the time, but this one was a bit unusual. Take a look at what we mean. The article is copied WORD FOR WORD, we totally promise, from the site Cheesehead TV, a Packers’ blog, so you know they were telling the truth:

Green Bay Packers’ linebacker A.J. Hawk entered into an exclusive endorsement deal with performance training apparel brand Clit Gear on June 27, 2011, according to premier Green bay Packers blog, Cheesehead TV.

The line of clothing includes shirts, shorts and … briefs.

Clit Gear will introduce a line of A.J. Hawk signature products in 2012.

“I am thrilled to join the Clit Gear family,” Hawk said. “The brand makes the best performance gear on the market, giving me what I need to succeed in our intense strength and conditioning training, as well as the comfort I desire without those annoying pantie lines.

“The first time I wore the brand’s Performance Training Boy-Shorts. I was amazed by how light, flexible and durable they are and how comfortably they fit. And they breathe great, too! My gaping vagina had a soft lavender scent after training was over.”

Clit Gear couldn’t be happier to showcase their feminine sporting apparel to the first known hermaphrodite in the NFL, and AJ Hawk is proud to stand up in front of a crowd to fight for GLBT rights, wherever he may be.