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American Idol Week in Chicago: Chester Taylor Version

It must be American Idol week in Chicago land this week, and the results have been just as horrific as anything that’s ever hit the TV waves. Many of you have probably already seen this as it has hit several different websites by now, but we just have to touch on it as well, since Chet Taylor was clearly better as a Vikings than as a Chicago Bear thus far.

On Tuesday for some god forsaken reason, Taylor decided it would be a good idea for him to sing “Take me out to the ball game” at a Cubs game in Chicago. Now, sure, I get you want to go say hi to some fans, make a name for yourself, get your face out there and everything … but holy hell, this is not the way to do it. I’m going to be honest here and say that I barely got past the first line of the song before I had to put a burning match down my ear holes. Yikes.

Poor Chet. You’ll always be my favorite number 29 around these Minnesota parts. I’ve always loved your creepy looking mustache and your lack of vagina moaning about being the Moses to PJ’s Jesus. But you had to go fuck bitches, get money, didn’t you? Enjoy Chicago and sulk face, buddy. We’ll see you next year.