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Erecting a Mail Dump Reminder

That picture has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It’s just a picture I found of a Transformer with, what looks to be, an erect genital. In robot form, of course. That’s ok by me. I’m just glad it’s from the cartoon instead of from the recent movies, because that would mean that Michael Bay had to CGI an erection onto his robot and that’d be fucking weird. Not for me. In fact, I haven’t seen either of those two horrible, horrible, Holocaust equivalent movies because I don’t hate myself.

Anyway, I am just here to remind you with the kindest of hearts to please send in your comments, questions, videos, Twitter feeds, and funny pictures – like the one you see up top! – for Friday’s Game Day Preview against the Bengals. Thanks for supporting and making this all interesting! Emails go to purplejesusdiaries@gmail.com, comments below, Twitter replies here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go figure out how to get my wang to be metallic like that.