Well, actually, hold on. This guy IS from Rome, which means he’s a dirty fucking Italian, so he can’t be that great, but his story, from Yahoo! Sports, is pretty damn wild. Giovanni just happened to come across a Green Bay Packers game once while he was traveling through America (PROBABLY ON MY GOD DAMN TAX DOLLARS!! … wat?) and became a crazy ass fan of American football. The team he roots for sucks (but how does he know the difference?) but his story of fandom is pretty damn crazy.
Oh, and this bastard somehow got a field pass for the fucking Super Bowl? Indeed he did. Highly recommended reading for a Friday morning time waster. We’ll be back later today with better stuff, but enjoy this in the meantime.