Pissing off a Midget “Vertically Challenged”

Pissing off a Midget
This picture might be what tom tom would look like if he was a midget. Dang man it made me laugh out loud!!!

Glad to see a post for the Advice Man. I was worried everyone had the answer. Keep themm coming guys and gals!!!!

This is extremely easy to do. Midgets are pissed all the time. How many times have you been drinking and said, “man wouldn’t it be hilarious if we were all midgets right now?” I know I have. If you haven’t try it during your next outing. All you really have to do is have one near you and laugh. You might be laughing at something else but they automatically assume your laughing at them. I remember one time at a Widespread concert all L.J. did was ask the girl with the midget what she was eating. This little fiery creature erupted. He was prepared to kick all our asses. The bad thing was, no one could quit laughing at the pissed of midget to take him serious. Remember though, once you piss one off you cannot make up for it. Those little hands will kick your ass before you know it. Another bad thing all they can do is kick you in your nuts. I just leave the little things alone man. I would advise you to do the same. If you don’t ever take any of my advice, remember this one!!!!

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