What’s worse than watching the Yankees come back from 5 runs down to win a post-season game against a feel-good story team? Having to watch that comeback in a bar full of drunk Jankees fans. You know, the overweight, sweaty, “DEREK JETUH IS THE BEST PLAYUH EVUH” type Yankees fans. Yeah, that was my life last night. Still, I feel bad for Rangers owner Nolan Ryan for having to watch his team collapse from field level.
Meanwhile, George W. Bush is probably wondering where cheese comes from.