You were warned but failed to heed the warnings. You doubted your faith in The Great Master. You insolent fools have brought your own demise upon you!
But The Great Master has compassion. The Great Master knows that you are human and therefore can err. This is why he has given you another chance. You still have an opportunity to SAVE YOURSELVES. There is still time. The hour is almost upon this Land of the Icy North filled with Sinners, Non-Believers and Canadien Fans. You do not have much time left on this Earth. However, there is still hope. You can make a change to your errenous ways! This is the time to RISE UP and JOIN THE BELIEVERS!!
REPENT NOW AND ALL YOUR SINS AGAINST THE GREAT MASTER BURKE AND HIS DISCIPLES WILL BE FORGIVEN.
THE TIME OF RECKONING IS UPON US MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!11 THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN THE GREAT MASTER WILL BE SAVED UPON THE BANDWAGON OF THE MIGHTY LEAVES!!
Join THE GLORIOUS KESSEL this Monday night at THE GREAT MEETING HALL!! He shall preach the ways of THE GREAT MASTER BURKE for all to hear! THE WORD is calling you! REPENT NOW or forever be damned to an eternity of FLORIDA PANTHER FANDOM!!!!
Monday Night. 7PM. The Great Meeting Hall. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED FOR THE LAST TIME.
Praise be to Sittler.