What up y’all, I was hangin’ out yesturrday when my homeboyz at Detroit4lyfe (respect) asked me to write a lil sum’n sum’n for they site about Michigan State. Usually I’m up on that Michigan football, but the way they handled my [redacted] Denard Robinson a couple weeks ago got me interested.
At first, I wasn’t sure about them Spartans, they was kinda trippin’ against Florida Atlantic and Notre Dame (except that one play, that was some dope shit), but then y’all saw how they beat Wisconsin like I beat that [redacted] that try and rape my sister. Then they went to Ann Arbor where Coach Dantonio was climbin’ in the press boxes and snatchin’ Rich Rodriguez’s job security up. They wasn’t as fly against Northwestern this week but I’d be distracted too if I had to go play against all them white boys and the KKK in Iowa next week.
I know some people don’t think MSU is gon’ beat Iowa next week, but you’re so dumb, just really dumb for thinkin’ that. MSU got Kirk Cousins and them running backs doing they thing. Best of all, they got that good defense, the kind that make you hide yo kids and hide yo wife cuz they hittin’ people so hard all the time.
Obviously, Michigan State is gon’ win the Big Ten championship this season, they just too good to not to. You just remember who told you that.