As all guys who are
whipped in a relationship know, it’s important to keep your lady happy. LeBron James kept Cleveland happy for 7 long years, but a summer of turmoil ending in an hour-long Decision ended what was once a happy, if somewhat dysfunctional relationship*.
Since LeBron didn’t keep his old boo Cleveland happy, shit’s gotten reaaallllll awkward. The Cavaliers have gone as far as to change their hotel plans in Los Angeles this week to stay away from LeBron and his new flame,
Chris(tina) Bosh the Miami Heat.
*As much as I want to call LeBron the woman in the relationship, this fits perfectly. He said something stupid and his “woman” flipped out and will hold a grudge for years to come. It’s science… or something like that.