BYU Suspends Brandon Davies For Getting Lucky

#3 BYU suspended Brandon Davies today for violating the school’s honor code, which is basically a gigantic list of all the fun things Mormons aren’t allowed to do. Davies, we later figured out, was kicked off the team after he admitted to breaking an 18-month dry spell (we’re assuming) with his girlfriend.

While it’s a pretty big jump to assume that an institution with such archaic rules will have sinful things like Youtube, it might be a good idea for the BYU administration to check out this informative video that explains all of Davies’ actions.

Problem solved.

UPDATE: To make matters worse, BYU got boned by New Mexico in their first game without Davies last night.

[Salt Lake Tribune]
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