OMG! LOL! WTF? IDK.

Ken Goe reported today that the Oregon athletic department released 143 pages of documents related to the NCAA’s informal inquiry regarding Oregon’s use of football scouting services.

Within minutes of the release of the material, the Oregonian’s Rachel Bachman posted an innuendo-laced column decrying the fact that the release did not include any text message records, implying this meant the Ducks were hiding something.

Uh, nobody saves their text messages.

What Duck fans would really like to see are the play diagram doodles Chip Kelly draws when he’s on his office phone.

They probably look something like this:

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