Maybe Miguel Cabrera should spend more time in the batting cages and less time hula hooping (not really; keep shaking it, big man).
In all seriousness, Clayton Kershaw was completely Verlander* last night. He shut down the Tigers offense, making them look as bad as I’ve ever seen (yes, even worse than Matt Garza’s no-hitter last season).
*When “dominant” can’t even aptly describe how good Kershaw was, using the word “Verlander” as an adjective will suffice.
In other news, Ryan Raburn got picked off of third base like a moron. I still fail to realize why he’s employed by a professional baseball team.
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