Ed.: Plenty of naughty words to follow, as is par with the course for Kenny Powers. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
That’s right, I’m back bitches. You might remember me from the greatest fucking blog post ever that I wrote last year, or from the last porn video you watched. You decide. Anyway, those butt buddies Bob and Rob asked me to come back to this shitty site to write some garbage about the Tigers, but instead I’m gonna make a big fucking announcement: Kenny “You’re God damn right it’s me” Powers is now the MFCEO of K-Swiss sneaker company. Check out my video press conference in full.
Now go ahead and clean out your shorts, guys. Don’t be embarrassed, I still shoot one off after watching that magic unfold. You probably won’t see me around this sausage fest anymore because I’m gonna be turning that company into the best damn athletic shoe maker in the universe. Jordans? Yeah right. Soon all those hot fuckin’ suburban moms are gonna be buying my shoes for their kids while they think about getting into my pants. I’m gonna be living even larger than I already do, no thanks to these D4L assholes. I’m out.